I composed a group message over Y!M and my mobile phone and send it to all my friends in my address and contacts book. I saved their replies and put it on my blogsite because their responses are very funny! I can't help it. Hahaha! Okay, let's begin from the mildest until we reach the strongest.
Billy - Finding out all about ghost. OMG! Ed - When I saw the topless photo shot of Jake Cuenca. OMG!
Kylie - When I watched Polo Ravales' and Joseph Bitangcol's movie the other night.
Roxanne - OMG! When I forgot to call my baby.
Angela - I saw something really shocking that it made me say OMG!
Jessica - I had a fight with my mom and I was confined in the hospital because of my heartache. OMG!
Frenzy - When a guy asked for my number in a bar somewhere in QC. OMG!
Pam - Napa-OMG talaga ako when I saw Hans! Hahaha!
Tin - When I saw a guy wearing spongebob boxer shorts, I swear he looked hot! OMG!
Butch - When I lost 6 pounds within 1 and a half week. OMG!
Rina - I saw Robbie Domingo around gateway wearing shorts, shirt and flip flops. Shit! He's so hot! OMG! Hahaha!
Shem - I recently said OMG because of toothache. OMG! It really hurts! I think you all know what I mean.
Janna - I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. His pet is so big! All I said was OMG I love this! HAHAHA!
Erika - When I slapped my brother because he peeked on my boobs.
Allan - My girl is an animal in bed. OMG!
Lalaine - I ate 14 cups of rice today. OMGPG! Haha!
Angel - I was singing last night at a bar. Pumiyok ako.
Charmaine - My Boyfriend was having an affair with his teacher.
Bong - Just discovered one day that my pet died 4 days ago. I haven't seen it but I believe it's dead. It's smelly na eh.
Cedric - I recently said bad things to someone I still love and I'm sorry for it.
Anne - Ka-date ng kapatid ko si Yael Yuzon. (Bash, is my spelling even correct?) Hahaha!
(No Namer) Y!M - I got a failing grade on P.E.
(No Namer) Y!M - I had sex with the same sex.
(No Namer) Y!M - I got drunk last night and woke up with 2 boys on my side. I know it's hot. Hahaha!
And of course, who would forget my answer...
Bash - An incident which I can't get over with inspired me to turn it into a very HOT TOPIC. Haha! This story was told to me by a friend who I trust so much. Well, my answer to the hot topic is... Finding out a "what-we-thought-is-a-straight-guy friend" was dating an old gay men in a food court at gateway. Yes! This is the inspiration of my hot topic today. I have a friend/ex-friend who has been a part of my barkada months ago. Let's just call him by the name Drewsa (Dyosa). For all we know in the barkada, he is gay. We believe that fact because we are seeing more of a girly side on him, but he is insisting that he is not gay. He keeps on denying it eventhough what we see can't fool us anymore. He would give a friend a present full of cosmetics, he sings like a Simon Cowell in disguise and adding more on that he talks and speaks like a Paris Hilton wannabe. Oh my god! i can't understand him. No other guy would gift cosmetics as a gift to his girl friends. No other guy would sing like a Simon Cowell,
Jed Madela and Erik Santos (I also believe that these three are gay men) and No other guy would talk and speak like Paris Hilton. I'm so worrying about him and laughing out loud at him because of what he's doing. HAHA! He would usually go online on Y!M and his status message would be like: "Go ahead, keep stabbing
my back. You're just making me famous" What the hell! HAHAHA! Even the softest type of a straight man on earth couldn't say that because he lives in the fact that eventhough he is a soft straight man he is not gay! HAHAHA! OMG Drewsa! You're busted! Haha! Come out of the closet and spread your wings then fly! Haha! Love you Drew! :]
-Bash
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